Job Listings – What they really mean (funny)

DesperateInRI at 16h12
23
Jul
2011
Job Listings – What they really mean (funny)

  • “Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience” – You will need to replace three people who just left.


  • “Requires Team Leadership Skills” – You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.


  • “Competitive Salary” – We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors


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